I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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