This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize