so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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