drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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