shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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