i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
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