I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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