Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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