what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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