I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Everclear isn't food dammit
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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