I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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