Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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