Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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