Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
