let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Randomize