i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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