Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Randomize
