absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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