i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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