I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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