The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I just had sex on a roof
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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