Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
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