just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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