Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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