I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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