i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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