I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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