Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
only you would photoshop your dick
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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