rhymes with "ouble enetration"
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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