So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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