Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
