Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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