Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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