Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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