you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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