am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
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