she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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