Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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