One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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