just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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