office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Just pee around me
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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