the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
This house was built for laser tag.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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