Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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