It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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