woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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