So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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