About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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