Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
My dad is sitting where you rode me
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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