I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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