We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Randomize
