VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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