the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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