is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
what if I'm pregnant?
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i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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