i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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