There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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